I just got kissed! Euch! Unicorn slobber!
Buffalo, you’d love this place! For a little token, you get to go downstairs into a room where a train comes by every ten minutes! You can even ride them all, if you want!
There’s a woman standing out there on that island. I’ve been watching her for a while. She doesn’t move at all. She’s just standing there, perfectly still. She looks friendly. Can we go say hi?
If I stay completely still, maybe they won’t notice me when they close up the shop, and then ALL OF THIS IS MINE!
When do the giant balloon animals show up?
New York has a huge area devoted solely to growing tasty grass. I think I might stay here for a while…
When I was a kid, I never dreamed that I’d be on stage at Carnegie Hall! Really, that would be a strange dream for a mountain goat to have, after all. I mostly dreamt about cliffsides and meadows…
Get it? Get it? HOPE you can see me! No, really, I hope you can see me, I’m kinda small in this picture…
It’s not a square (It’s not even rectangular!) and I don’t see a clock anywhere. So disappointed.
This tour would take less than three hours, if you just let me drive!