Can I go out and play? Please? Can I can I?
CHUGgachugga CHUGgachugga WOOT WOOoooooT!
Oh no, I’m turning into you, Buffalo!
Too bad my ears are so small… Hmmm… But what about my horns?
Anubis says: “Cholla cactus looks soft and cuddly because it is! Gather a bunch to use as a pillow when you relax at the end of a hot day.”
Around and around and around and around and dizzzzzzy… Okay, the universe can stop spinning now.
Goatspreading is a very real problem on today’s public transit systems.
I think this guy is going to feed me to his eagle! I gotta get free! This is a nightmare!
If they write a song about me, will I get my face put up everywhere, too?
Whatever this thing is, it is not food and I refuse to eat it. And I’m a goat, so that should tell you something!
This snow is making me homesick.