Too bad my ears are so small… Hmmm… But what about my horns?
If they write a song about me, will I get my face put up everywhere, too?
I thought Alcatraz would’ve been bigger than this. No one ever escaped from this island? Why didn’t they all just jump to shore? It really isn’t that far.
Now, why’d they go and stick a diamond of dirt in the middle of a perfectly good grassy field?
I have no idea why all these people are standing in line, so I got in it to find out.
Palm trees, boats, sea air… This is the life!
Can we stop by the Chinese Theater so I can see how I stack up against the hoofprints of celebrities?
Look at this! They invented a way for me to get up really high like I’m on a mountain, without actually being on a mountain!