I saw this train and I knew I had to send you a postcard of it! We even saved you a seat, Buffalo!
Buffalo, remember how upset you were that you didn’t get to go in that cave last year? Well, look at me! I got to go in a cave! A weirdly plastic cave inside a Mexican restaurant, but still…
Are you jealous?
Where is my pizza? This thing has all the right colors, but they’re in entirely the wrong arrangement.
At first, I thought this was that Giant Beetle’s friend, but this guy didn’t even want to talk to me!
Saraphim the Unicorn and I were walking around Copper Mountain and decided to rest our hooves. Is everything getting bigger, or are we getting smaller? Buffalo, you must investigate this phenomenon, before it’s too late!
Everyone was telling me that the grass in Colorado was totally awesome. I found some, and they were right! I could just hang out here, being lazy for days, and munching on this stuff…
Is that a glacier over there? I know a thing or two about glaciers!
I got in with a crowd who was doing Ragnar here in Colorado. This is a place called Aspen, where the finish line was. Fortunately, they didn’t make me do much running. With my legs, I’d still be out there!
Hey, Buffalo, I hate to do this, but, uh… Can you post bail for us? My adventuring went a little bit too far, and, uh… I don’t remember exactly what happened… I think I head butted someone who *might* have been the mayor or something…
This is a statue of my hipster cousin. He’s in a band or something. I’d rather be an adventurer!